Vape Shops have been popping up everywhere and their store names are pure trash. Tacky, simplistic, punny. It’s a cringe worthy phenomenon sweeping the globe. Here at Hyper Puddle, we’ve searched high and low to bring you some of the sleaziest shop names in Canada and the U.S.
The Vapour Shoppe
You have to give these guys credit. Creating a classy Vape Shop name has to be the ultimate design challenge, and they pulled it off!
The Ecig Flavourium Vape Boutique
Aaand they did it! I think they were aiming for classy but they took it too far. Now where’s my gobstopper flavoured e-juice?
Viva Las Vapor
Oh no. Here we go.
Vaporstorm
It’s like a 90’s Hardcore Acid Techno rave in a sad storefront.
Vapecrave
Those windows are probably sticky from all the fruity vape fumes.
Vapor Rage
The Vape Lounge for those who need to ugly cry and punch a couch.
VapouRevolution
Taking over the world, one vape at a time.
Smok’n Hot Vapors
The hottest vapes in town!
Vapor Lyfe
Lyfe. Laf. Luv. Vape.
Vapor Bombz
The douchey club for desperate dudes.
i Vape
For the tech forward on-the-go vapers.
I Heart Vape
Die hards only.
Phatboy Evapes
Conveniently located next to Phatboy Fireworks. In case you need to make some real fumes.
One2Vapor
For those still rocking the 2002 aesthetic.
Vapegoat
A vape shop and a gallery? LA, you shouldn’t have!
Darth Vaper
The puns have gone too far!
Planet of the Vapes
MAKE IT STOP!!!
Ok, ok! That got pretty out of hand. But we have one more for you. Possibly the only Vape Shop that seems kind of… cool?
Cloud Cave
Yes, it’s still a vape shop. But they have pool tables and lounge games! It’s not just a place to go vape your dink off, it’s a place to socialize. Vape enthusiasts are really enthusiastic, and why shouldn’t they have a gathering place? Who are we to judge how people want to spend their time and money? Vape culture seems ridiculous and douchey, but it’s still way better for you than smoking.
